north star no longer leads wise men to jesus

and now this story out of florida: it is expected by local officials. if you put a "baby jesus" in a manger display... it will be stolen. apparently this is a new tradition. but conscientious overseers somehow found it in their budget to fund a line item for "baby jesus's" very own GPS tracking device. and it payed off. they found the latest "baby jesus" victim in an abandoned house a few miles from the scene of the abduction. what next for "baby-j", a pied-a-terre with security and maid service?